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The United States Space Force

By Political Playtime

(Washington D.C.) His High Holiness, President Donald Trump, Purveyor of Infinite Wisdom, Builder of the Wall and the greatest president ever, has appointed Vice President Mike Pence as chief of the new United States Space Force (USSF).

The new agency will not be be part of the Pentagon, instead it will be an independent agency administered by The Council of Space Cadets (CSC), of which Vice President Pence will assume the lead role of this grand organization as Prime Space Cadet. The CSC will be composed of like minded members of Congress – both Democratic and Republican, members of the military and defense contractors. On the agenda is the creation of the Secret Space Decoder Ring (SSDR), to be issued to each member of the council.

The CSC’s mission shall be to advance America’s superiority in space, make outer space safe for business, spread the words of God and Trump, find new worlds to colonize and to counter the incursion into space by the Iranians before they destroy Israel.

Congress has begun, with an unprecedented show of bipartisanship, to begin the funding process by doing away with wasteful programs, including, but not limited to Medicaid, SNAP, TEFAP, CHIP, SSI, LIHEAP, and TANF. With further cuts to The Veteran’s Administration, or possibly ending the VA. As one Democratic senator, when asked about these cuts, said “We cannot afford to continue this wasteful spending on programs that have no positive social impact, when national security is at stake”.

According to sources within the White House, the USSF will be fully operational on January 1st, 2019 at 1pm.

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