The Trump Dictionary
The Trump Dictionary
By Political Playtime
Betrump: To betray someone.
Example: “Why do you betrump me every chance you get?”
Overtrump: To lie about, and make up facts, etc.
Example: “How can you overtrump the facts when they are perfectly clear?”
Redcaps: Trump”s armed supporters.
Example: “Welcome to tonight’s politics panel. Should the Democrats
win the House, will the Redcaps be out in the streets?”
Trumpaholic: One that cannot get enough Trump and needs to get constant exposure to
to all things Trump. Not necessarily a Trump supporter.
Example: “Marge, I don’t know what to do. Since Bob turned into a
a trumpaholic all he does is sit in front of the TV with a blank stare.
I brought over a stripper the other day and that even didn’t phase him a
bit, and since I don’t get any love from him anymore, well…”
Trumpamorph: One who was never into politics, but has become a Trump Supporter.
Example: “All Jeb did was sit around, drink beer at shoot possums.
How he became a trumpamorph we’ll never know.”
Trumpanate: To give speeches in the style of Trump.
Example: “Senator Horsehockey can surely trumpanate with the best of them.”
Trumpathon: A Trump rally.
Example: “Hey Clem, y’all going to the trumpathon?”
Trumpicide: The act of belittling, opponents or their family members in an obnoxious manner.
Example: “This just in: Senator Wimpylipps has quit the senate race due to
all the trumpicide from his opponent and his opponent’s supporters.”
Trumpism: The love of Trump espoused by his followers.
Example: “On tonight’s News Hour we will discussing the growing
trumpism phenomenon with Bob. Stay tuned.”
Trumpist: One who supports Trump, but not like the trumpster or trump thumper.
Half-way between trumpster and trump thumper.
Example: “On today’s show, we have with us Mr Malarkey, a confirmed trumpist.”
Trump me over: Same as “trump over”.
Example: “You trump me over on this deal and there will be hell to pay.”
Trump over: Same as to “screw’ one over in business, or anything else, for that matter.
Example: “Judge, the defendant continues to trump over my client, enough is enough.”
Trump slump: Period between posts on social media.
Example: “Doc, I don’t know what to do. I’m going through a bad trump
slump; can’t think of anything to tweet about.”
Trump stunt: Any action used to take people’s mind off certain goings on.
Example: “Congresswoman Blabbremouth just pulled another trump stunt
by saying if Obama hadn’t been on vacation, 911 would not have
happened. Meanwhile her bill to cut Medicare just passed committee.”
Trumpster: Any Republican who supports Trump because he is afraid of Trump and his
base costing him or her an election. Or just plain afraid of them.
Example: “Well, folks, the Medicare for all bill failed in the House do to
the high number of trumpsters voting against it.”
Trump thumper: Like “bible thumper”, only this one is a rabid and devoted Trump follower,
and many are actual Bible-thumpers.
Example: “ Ever since Jeb became a trumpamorph, he has grown to
be a dedicated Trump thumper.”
Trumpules: Trump and his Trump thumpers’ posts to social media.
Example: “Hey Lou, how about we add a trumpule segment to the show?
Some of this stuff is hilarious.”
Trumpuns: Trump’s kids.
Example: “The trumpuns will be making a goodwill visit to Whatsammatastan.”
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